Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Butterfingers, Bolthouse, and Toilet Paper

Tonight I was taking a ride in my rental car, a 2011 Hyundai Sonata mind you. I was with my roommate and with the weather being so nice and my car speakers being so prestine we decided to listen to some great music from Bieber to Chris Brown and Nikki Minaj.  We drove to the mall, then to Walmart where we bought the following things: Butterfinger Eggs for Easter, Bolthouse Juice, and Toilet Paper.  While these are simple items they represent so much in my life from necessities like the Toilet Paper, to the REAL necessities like Bolthouse Juice to the fun stuff like Butterfinger Eggs.  As we were standing in line with the girl in front of us giving her life's information to the cashier I began to reminisce on the good things in life, the things that make me smile, laugh, and remember why I'm here.  A list began to form and I decided what better way to enjoy my existence than to share it with all.  So here it is.  Here is my toilet paper, Butterfinger eggs and Bolthouse Juice.

Mountains - I don't think I could ever live anywhere without them.  Camping, fishing, walks, animals, the mountains offer it all.
Grilled Pineapple - The celestial food if I have anything to say about it!  Best served with Brazillian meat!
Talking TV with the fam. - Yea some would say we have no relationship when the first thing I say to them when I pick up the phone is, "Did you see _______ last night!!??"  yet I love it!  I love that we all connect on the point of TV.  I love that I can say, "Shut up Leonard, you're not wearing any shorts!" And they will know exactly what I mean.
Bolthouse Juice (literally) - This simple juice encompasses a lot.  2011 summer mostly.  Brooklane, Samantha Reeves, Troy Pickett, Fly Fishing, Big 5, so many things that made my summer!
Creepy Bug Pictures - You know the ones.  The ones that are on the back of the pest control ads and the ones you used to creep out your big sister for years?  Oh yea.  That one.
Celine Dion - Really what doesn't she have.  The Gays, Titanic, Shauntel Byron, Lightning, the girl has a finger in all pies.
TAM - "That awkward moment when _______" I think I have 5 to 10 of them a day.  Luckily it's socially acceptable now!
Zefron - He's Troy Bolton, he's Link Larken, he's a freakin Horcrux!  All you who think you've got Bieber Fever?  Zefron created the fever!
Toast - Come on, it's gotta be on there
Fun. - We are Young, Carry On, All the Pretty Girls, and oh yea a car crash.  Oh well!
Super Nintendo - Sure you guys have your Halo, Call of Duty but I have the original Pilotwings!  Eat it!
The Ultimate Love Montage - 3 and a half hours.  Every moment you could ever want.  Katie Lovendale we are legends.
Energy Drinks - JK
Adventure Time - Algebraic!

Yea life's pretty swell when you think about it!  Remember the good times!  The bad ones come but the you can go through life laughing or crying and I prefer laughing, crying hurts too much!

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